Jose Muniz

Submitted by jose.muniz on August 2, 2009 - 05:40
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Personal Information
Last Name: 
Muniz
First Name: 
Jose
Home Town: 
Somewhere in the world, far away from Texas
Professional Information
Place of Employment: 
University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center
Position: 
Resident
Undergraduate School: 
University of Puerto Rico
Medical School: 
University of Puerto Rico - School of Medicine
Research / Clinical Interests: 
Recent Publications: 
Significant Publications: 
Honors & Awards: 
Biography

With a name this awesome you’re probably wondering how Jose here got on the list, but don’t call us liars yet. You see, Jose is like 10,000 years old thanks to an alien power embedded in his chest and, as a result of that power, he has increased speed. And strength. Dexterity. Intelligence. Reflexes. Senses. Healing abilities. Plus he’s immortal. And immune to disease. And he’s rich. And he can speak all languages. And he can use all weapons. And he once invented a wetter kind of water. And he can clap with one hand. And he’s seen all celebrities naked. And he can pee and then just stop mid stream if he wants to. He should have been the whole 2012 Class all by himself.