With a name this awesome you’re probably wondering how Jose here got on the list, but don’t call us liars yet. You see, Jose is like 10,000 years old thanks to an alien power embedded in his chest and, as a result of that power, he has increased speed. And strength. Dexterity. Intelligence. Reflexes. Senses. Healing abilities. Plus he’s immortal. And immune to disease. And he’s rich. And he can speak all languages. And he can use all weapons. And he once invented a wetter kind of water. And he can clap with one hand. And he’s seen all celebrities naked. And he can pee and then just stop mid stream if he wants to. He should have been the whole 2012 Class all by himself.